FatherTime's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[OLA Contest Entry]

This is an ad.

I understand there's some sort of contest, but who's dumb enough to use these scam auction websites? Put your junk on Craigslist for free, and don't bother us with an ad.

smirkstudios responds:

i'm not bothering you or trying to convince you anything. you should review my MOVIE QUALITY, STORY, and RELEVANCE to PURPOSE, not talk me down for something i did as a favor to my mother, who is "DUMB ENOUGH TO USE THESE SCAM AUCTION WEBSITES," thank you very much. plus you did not offer any useful advice other than a COUNTER AD for Craigslist, which makes your statements redundant and hippicritical. thanks for the review anyways, and if i got a zero, then i deserve a zero. just dont be a jerk about it. give me the zero, some advice, and keep your comments to yourself.

[NEDM]

NOT ENOUGH DOOM MUSIC!!

OMG, get your YTMND memes straight, dude!
Also, dumb and done tons better over at YTMND.com, where this is from.
Just search NEDM.

lolzville responds:

i was just messing about. no effort went into this

[Newgrounds is Down]

Simple and looped

Have you ever been over to YTMND? More suited for over there.

Heil responds:

its a newgrounds related joke, why the fuck would i put it on a diffrent site? fucking moron

[Alex Seryoua: Episode I]

Blech!

No work, but the animation is a bit jerky and the constant camera twitching made me nauseous. Interesting idea, just hold the camera still please.

danomano65 responds:

gaaah damn it, i forgot you didn't like that. should have been more careful.

[Hyperboy: Episode 4]

I hate the Matrix for only this one fact...

It has affected how EVERYONE makes fight scenes!! I also mildly hate DBZ for the same reason. The movie was funny and interesting up until the generic (high school) fight scene. I mean, it was drawn well and all, but who is that? HyberNeo? I gave it a 4 tho, cause it was draw quite well. More imaginative fight scenes next time please. :)

gene-goldstein responds:

Oh, really? I haven't seen a decent fight scene on NG for a long time. Frankly, I can't even think of one that resembles this one.

Imaginative fight scenes are hard to do. Just stop comparing this to everything else...especially not to DBZ.

[Four Walls....]

Cute idea

Thought it was going to be a church at first. Needs more things going on...
Also, "OPEN SAFE T1578"??? Any comment?

The-FlashMaster responds:

If i put anymore going on i'll overload the flash, even i can't see all the differences in the frames! So seeing it for the first time means that you miss loads of small things. Eg paintcans disappearing, spray paint markings throughout and so on. Maybe you didn't see every little detail!
What do you mean by "OPEN SAFE T1578"??? It might just be that I'm incrediably blunt at this point in time...use my e-mail address to answer back...

[Geeks In Love]

Great! Great!

Good song. Good video. Might I suggest a pause button to relish all the references. And don't think I didn't see Dr. Demento flying by. Cause I did!

TmsT responds:

There is a pause button. Read the instructions on the loading screen! ;)

[horror clocks]

More clock, lock, whatever garbage.

Pointless and bad, it least it was short. A waste of time off my own clock.

biohazard-moon responds:

off your own cock? eew disgusting

[What is a flash?]

shut up...Shut Up...SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Fuck you. Locks and clocks and all that crap are really awful! Never have I seen anything good come from you team of idiots. And why the bad, screechy MS computer voice? Too much of a puss to just talk into a microphone?? Christ, and the flash's subject, just goes on and on and on and on!!! SHUT UP! (Is a flash truely a flash, or is the flash subjective to what you think i flash is. And...blah blah blah!!) Who cares, certainly not me. Eat one, I disagree with anything you say in response.

JujubeLock responds:

I stated in the commentary that it was an intellectual flash. If you did not have the mental capacity to handle this, then you should not have watched it in the first place. You only show your ignorance with how you reviewed this submission.