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[Hyperboy: Episode 4]

I hate the Matrix for only this one fact...

It has affected how EVERYONE makes fight scenes!! I also mildly hate DBZ for the same reason. The movie was funny and interesting up until the generic (high school) fight scene. I mean, it was drawn well and all, but who is that? HyberNeo? I gave it a 4 tho, cause it was draw quite well. More imaginative fight scenes next time please. :)

gene-goldstein responds:

Oh, really? I haven't seen a decent fight scene on NG for a long time. Frankly, I can't even think of one that resembles this one.

Imaginative fight scenes are hard to do. Just stop comparing this to everything else...especially not to DBZ.

[Target Madness]

Good. But dragged on too long.

Funny stuff here, but it did go on about 2 minutes too long. And what's with the ums....um...uh...STOP IT! You don't have to preface every joke with Um...

[It Could Happen II]

lol, teen angst!

This is silly...and repetative...and dull. This is juvenile...poorly animated (the prez walking to his desk, OMG! LOL!!)...and stupid. For best results, crank the trigger of a gun to your head rather than watch this tripe.

[Four Walls....]

Cute idea

Thought it was going to be a church at first. Needs more things going on...
Also, "OPEN SAFE T1578"??? Any comment?

The-FlashMaster responds:

If i put anymore going on i'll overload the flash, even i can't see all the differences in the frames! So seeing it for the first time means that you miss loads of small things. Eg paintcans disappearing, spray paint markings throughout and so on. Maybe you didn't see every little detail!
What do you mean by "OPEN SAFE T1578"??? It might just be that I'm incrediably blunt at this point in time...use my e-mail address to answer back...

[Vapors - Turning Japanese]

"Turning Japanese" refers to masterbation.

Your eyes look all squinty when u cum. Ok vid tho.

[Thanks for all the fish!]

Good flash from a good movie.

Great movie. Read all the books. Was slightly disappointed at no sound during the initial Book animation (Play movie, intro, etc.), but interesting take on the underwater dolphin world. Also, Pynki was far too hard to click on during the movie. It made me tired of hearing the song just to click on him...

[Geeks In Love]

Great! Great!

Good song. Good video. Might I suggest a pause button to relish all the references. And don't think I didn't see Dr. Demento flying by. Cause I did!

TmsT responds:

There is a pause button. Read the instructions on the loading screen! ;)

[Shroom of the Dead Part 2]

Learn to spell dude...

Good flash, but that fucking spelling!! Jesus...
Where...not were.
Too...not to.
To...not too.
etc!
I know it's like, cool, to misspell, but this is just stupid.