FatherTime's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Objectionable Apparatus]

Great! Great!

Very nice stream of violence! Outstanding! Sort of reminds me of an old French cartoon called Fantastic Planet. Please make more.

[horror clocks]

More clock, lock, whatever garbage.

Pointless and bad, it least it was short. A waste of time off my own clock.

biohazard-moon responds:

off your own cock? eew disgusting

[What is a flash?]

shut up...Shut Up...SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Fuck you. Locks and clocks and all that crap are really awful! Never have I seen anything good come from you team of idiots. And why the bad, screechy MS computer voice? Too much of a puss to just talk into a microphone?? Christ, and the flash's subject, just goes on and on and on and on!!! SHUT UP! (Is a flash truely a flash, or is the flash subjective to what you think i flash is. And...blah blah blah!!) Who cares, certainly not me. Eat one, I disagree with anything you say in response.

JujubeLock responds:

I stated in the commentary that it was an intellectual flash. If you did not have the mental capacity to handle this, then you should not have watched it in the first place. You only show your ignorance with how you reviewed this submission.

[counting bodies/neocon]

If there was a 6 to vote, id click it

Fuck the fascist neocons! Bush's Democracy Bulldozer, coming to a country near you!! Believe me, we're trying to do SOMETHING about it here in the USA...49.8% can't be held silent. Great film; great style and symbolism! Great...and bleak.

[Tales of the Exhstd Stdnt]

Tales of the Exhausted Flash Viewer

fine graphics and all, but just too damn sloooooooooow...

[FF: Mixed in Balamb2(1/3)]

Nice style and graphics!

But...but...on Krypton Superman doesn't have flying or superstrength powers! Also, for a comet (misnamed here as a SUPERNOVA?!?) to hit all these planets, they'd have to all be lined up in a row. Oh, and more hot chick breast jiggling!! Have u forgotten the best part???

[Searching For Souls]

not bad

But prank calls are so old now. Also, the calls are fake. The shoe store guy happens to be called John Baptist, and tells that to the pranker for some reason?!?!? plz.... Eat 3 in hell!!!

[Fatality Ep. 4]

Wtf???

Why r u showing us a bunch of fatalities that we've all seen from a game thats 10 YEARS OLD!!!! hella-mega-gay!! Yanno, I hear tell that if you eat a big dot in Pac-Man, the ghosts will TURN BLUE! And you can EAT THEM!! Why not make a flash of that??

[One and a Half-Life]

The graphics are minimal...

But it was FUNNY! Gordan is an idiot, but in an entertaining way!